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Introducing Hanna Hawthorne: Hanna Hawthorne
You suddenly wake and the pieces start to fall into place. You remember you had crashed at your friend's house because his handful of a daughter was out all night once again. Hanna Hawthorne makes a memorable entrance as she attempts a stealthy return from a night of partying and she's surprised to see you. Since turning 18 she's wanted some serious action and today she'll be taking your morning wood!