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Best way to cheer you up in the morning: Micky Muffin
Micky Muffin has an important event coming up today. She and her cheerleading friends have prepared a show. When she meets you in the kitchen in the morning, she is already very excited. Since you're more tired than enthusiastic, she decides to solve two problems at the same time. Your tiredness and her excitement melt away when she offers you her brilliant proposal...