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Shipping And Handling - Starring Remi Jones
Remi Jones just moved to town and she's about to interrupt your personal VR playtime. Remi was sent over to collect a package, but today she'll spot your big package as you wank away in your headset. She's hungry for play and your impressive display of techno-dickery makes her mouth water! Move from virtual fun to the real thing and give Remi the satisfying welcome she really needs.