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Faris Boobler's Day Off - Starring Athena Faris
You break with family tradition as everyone else embarks on another lame trip to the zoo. This outing happens every year and while you and neighbor friends have had fun in the past, you're all grown up now and so is Athena Faris. She's the cutest girl on the block and has come a long way since the innocent getaways of the past. Have a day off with Athena and give her the creamy souvenir she's always wanted!