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Metroid - Bounty Competition Neutralized (A XXX Parody)
Samus Aran's renown as a bounty hunter has, for better or worse, led to more competition. Now everyone from reasonably experienced rangers to overconfident LARPers with power suits are pursuing the contracts that rightfully belong to her. She's pleased that you're a competent hunter yourself. Even if you are trying to claim the same bounty as her. But she has a special offer that might just convince you to drop your claim.