Halo - Grinding Work on the Captain's Deck (A XXX Parody)

The ensigns have all retreated to their quarters for much-needed rest, but you will be working longer with Cortana. The strategic defense grid must be mapped if you are to have any hope of stalling the Covenant fleet advance. But all this talk about penetrating defenses has aroused something in your pants, according to Cortana's sensors. Only fitting that she do something to relieve you. - Secretary Karissa Animation by BayernSFM ( https://www.patreon.com/dortmund ) and sound by Laarel.