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That's How Widowmaker's Pregame Goes (A XXX Parody)
A very big thanks goes out to Beowulf on this one. He gave me a lot of creative liberty so I went all out... and it really paid off! This is definitely one of my favorites so far; it's in my top five for sure. Make sure to check out the original, and show Beowulf some love at his Patreon. He's definitely one of the best! Patreon