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Fun with Coconut Oil (starring Anna)
Step 1) Buy a cheap massage table (Thanks Amazon!), and the biggest vat of coconut oil you can find. (Thanks Costco!)Step 2) Dangle a VR camera over said massage table.Step 3) Invite smokin' hot Japanese "gyaru" model Anna over for a massage.Step 4) Caress her stunning feminine everything with gratuitous amounts of hot coconut oil.Hijinks ensues!