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I Told You Not To Cook Anymore!
One of the new skills you have been trying to learn recently is how to cook. Everyone knows you are terrible in the kitchen, but you keep trying. Today, you are attempting to surprise your drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend Spencer Bradley with a nice homecooked meal. You know she will be home anytime and there is nothing like having dinner prepared and waiting after a long day in the office.