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Ding DONG: Brooklyn Chase
You're the most accomplished con artist on the block and you've already swindled your way to fortune. This morning you sold a bridge to Mrs. Jones down the block and now you've moved on to your next mark, the very trusting Brooklyn Chase. As this big tit housewife inspects the new set of encyclopedias you brought for her, she agrees to take advantage your very special payment plan. What a score!